I missed my bus when I was going home... and I came across a canal I heard barking I almost ignored it... untill I looked into it then there was a dog in there I got it out brought it home sad part I can't keep it *went over the city law of animal limit* aaand he has mange

oh well..... all's well that ends well

well I stole this from and note: I cannot make the journal name now

well on to the quiz... choosing (or named Pinkeh) as the subject for some reason....

Dear Pinkeh,

Our romance is over When we skinny dipped At the mental hospital when you Carve your initials into My father Senile That Santa doesn't exist (this quiz doesn't make much sense)Your ring (no sense at all)The results of your blood-sample make me (editing to make it match right now) Get sick when I think of The incarnation as an Eskimo

Go burn, Whiskersthecykitty (Jonathan) and P.S. did you leave the stove on!? (that wasn't part of the quiz XD)

and note Pinkeh O_o; I didn't mean any of this >>;;;;

HOW TO DO THIS:
1. What's the color of your shirt?
Blue - Our romance is over
Red - Our affair is over
White - I'll join the monastery
Black - I dislike you
Green - Our horoscope doesn't match
Grey - You're a pervert
Yellow - I'm selling myself
Pink - Your nostrils are insulting
Brown - The mafia wants you
No shirt - You're a loser
Other - I'm in love with your sister


2. Which is your birth month?
January - That night
February - Last year
March - When your dwarf bit me
April - When I tripped on sesame seeds
May - First of May
June - When you put cuffs on me
July - When I threw up
August - When I saw the shrunken head
September - When we skinny dipped
October - When I quoted Santa
November - When your dog ran amok
December - When I changed tennis shoes


3. Which food do you prefer?
Tacos - In your apartment
Pizza - In your camping car
Pasta - Outside of Chicago
Hamburgers - Under the bus
Salad - As you ate enchilada
Chicken - In your closet
Kabob - With Paris Hilton
Fish - In women's clothing
Sandwiches - At the Hare Krishna graduation
Lasagna - At the mental hospital
Hot dog - Under a state of trance
None of the above - With George Bush and his wife


4. What's the color of your socks?
Yellow - Hit on
Red - Insult
Black - Ignore
Blue - Knock out
Purple - Pour syrup on
White - Carve your initials into
Grey - Pull the clothes off
Brown - Put leeches on
Orange - Castrate
Pink - Pull the toupee off
Barefoot - Sit on
Other - Drive out


5. What's the color of your underwear?
Black - My best friend
White - My father
Grey - Bill Clinton
Brown - My fart balloon
Purple - My mustard soufflé
Red - Donald Duck
Blue - My avocado plant
Yellow - My penpal in Ghana
Orange - My Kid Rock-collection
Pink - Manchester United's goalkeeper
None - My John F. Kennedy-statue
Other - The crazy monk


6. What do you prefer to watch on TV?
Scrubs - Man
O.C. - Emotional
One Tree Hill - Open
Heroes - Frostbitten
Lost - High
House - Scarred
Simpsons - Cowardly
The news - Mongolic
Idol - Masochistic
Family Guy - Senile
Top Model - Middle-class
None of the above - Ashamed


7. Your mood right now?
Happy - How awful I've felt
Sad - How boring you are
Bored - That Santa doesn't exist
Angry - That your pimples are at the last stage
Depressed - That we're cousins
Excited - That there is no solution to this.
Nervous - The middle-east
Worried - That your Honda sucks
Apathetic - That I did a sex-change
Ashamed - That I'm allergic to your hamster
Cuddly - That I get turned on by garbage men
Overjoyous - That I'm open
Other - That Extreme Home Makeover sucks


8. What's the color of your walls in your bedroom?
White - Your ring
Yellow - Your love letters
Red - Your Darth Vader-poster
Black - Your tame stone
Blue - The couch cushions
Green - The pictures from LA
Orange - Your false teeth
Brown - Your contact book
Grey - Our matching snoopy-bibs
Purple - Your old lottery coupons
Pink - The cut toenails
Other - Your memories from the military service


9. The first letter of your first name?
A/B - Your photo
C/D - The oil stocks
E/F - Your neighbour Martin
G/H - My virginity
I/J - The results of your blood-sample
K/L - Your left ear
M/N - Your suicide note
O/P - My common sense
Q/R - Your mom
S/T - Your collection of butterflies
U/V - Your criminal record
W/X - David's tricot outfits
Y/Z - Your grades from college


10. The last letter in your last name?
A/B - Always will remember
C/D - Never will forget
E/F - Always wanted to break
G/H - Never openly mocked
I/J - Always have felt dirty before
K/L - Will tell the authorities about
M/N - Told in my confession today about
O/P - Was interviewed by the Times about
Q/R - Told my psychiatrist about
S/T - Get sick when I think of
U/V - Always will try to forget
W/X - Am better off without
Y/Z - Never liked


11. What do you prefer to drink?
Water- Our friendship
Beer - Senility
Soft drink - A new life as a clone
Soda - The incarnation as an Eskimo
Milk - The apartment building
Wine - Cocaine abuse
Cider - A passionate interest for mice
Juice - Oprah Winfrey imitations
Mineral water - Embarrassing rash
Hot chocolate - Eggplant-fetishism
Whiskey - To ruin the second world war
Other - To hate the Boston Celtics


12. To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation?
Thailand - Warm regards
USA - Best regards
England - Good luck on your short-term leave from jail
Spain - Go and drown yourself
China - Disgusting regards
Germany - With ease
Japan - Go burn
Greece - Your everlasting enemy
Australia - Greetings to your frog Leonard
Egypt - Fuck off now
France - In pain
Other - Greetings to your freaky family

....................................

How much of your teenage life did you screwed up?

[ ] Kissed someone before dating (never even liked anybody <<
[ ] Gotten a phone taken away at school (I don't have phone XD)
[ ] Gotten suspended (good idea to do XD)
[ ]Gotten caught chewing gum (I hate gum XDDDD)
[ ] Gotten caught cheating on a test (>>;;;; I never did even cheat)
Total so far: 0

[ ] Arrived late to class more than 5 times (only did twice XD)
[ ] Didn't do homework over 5 times (>>
[ ] Turned at least 3 projects in late (I did only once and I accedently turned in one early XDDDD)
[ ] Missed school just because you felt like it (>___> ain't going there)
[ ] Laughed so loud you got kicked out of class (nah I try to snicker only >>
Total so far: 0

[x] Got your mom, dad, etc to get you out of school (it was because people were a bad influince in me DX)
[ ] Text people during class (I don't have a phone!!! XDDDDD)
[x] Passed notes (somebody just wanted me to pass it down >>; )
[ ] Threw stuff across the room (wish I can XD)
[x] Laughed at the teacher (>__> he made a joke for god's sake!!!)
Total so far: 3

[ ] Took pictures during school hours (no camera >>
[ ] Called someone during school hours (damnit no phone!!! XDDD)
[ ] Listened to iPod,CD, etc during school hours (only thing I had was a MP3 but it broke)

Total so far: 3

[ ] Threw something at the teacher (>_>; I don't wanna piss off my Texas History teacher)
[ ] Went outside the classroom without permission (blah like its even possible)
[ ] Broke the dress code (strict so strict code)
[ ] Failed a class (I'm no geek but no -_-;
[ ] Ate food during class (they don't even let ya bring food with you xD)

Total so far: 3

[ ] Gotten a call from school
[ ] Couldn't go on a field trip or dance cause you behaved badly
[ ] Didn't take your stuff to school
[x] Given a teacher the finger when they werent looking (under the desk but so many times XDDDDDDD)

Total so far: 4

[ ] Faked your parents signature (>>; )
[ ] Slept in class (I did once in kindergaurden XD but this is my teenager time)
[ ] Cussed at your teacher (oh shit >>; )
[ ] Copied homework (blah I'm smart XDDD)
[ ] Got in trouble with the principal/vice principal (>>; )

Total so far: 4

Multiply by 3*

Post as "I screwed up _% of my teenage life"


screwed up 12%... yay?

they say that I might have a disorder that makes sense why my handwriting and drawing is so crappy I wonder if its true....

wonder if it is >>;

...yay?